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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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  • Romeo:u got kik?
  • Teacher:Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher:It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up:Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something


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alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories


shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret


seedy:

don’t even lie to me we all have that one crush we never actually got over because we had to accept it would never happen 


untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one