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If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy


New Date Idea: Take me to a Fall Out Boy concert and then hand me over to Patrick Stump.

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Client: I want it gold… like the gold in the glitter I have here.

Me: What?

Client: I just faxed you the glitter. Use that color of gold.

Me: When you fax something you know the recipient receives a black print out.

Client: Oh, I’ll just mail it to you then.

Me: That’s okay - I can make this text on your website gold without the glitter.

Client: No, I’ll feel better if you can see what I’m talking about.

A few days later I received an envelope full of glitter.



Yes it is

Is time travel possible? 




When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:


i love how innocent we all look but in reality we read gay smut all day 

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